me at the end of the school year.
i want this gif on my grave stone.
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jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
(Source: silkbone, via livenights)
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS
I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS
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- I think a pocket size Chekov is necessary.
- You could take him out at school
- And he would just say really cute encouarging things
- Or you could get him to do stuff
- And he would be all like “I can do zat!”
- Yes
- Pocket size Chekov.
- I need it
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My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit
(Source: darrrenecriss, via greedsling)
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
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fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone
i’m nominated for an acting award at my school now because of this
Bless you
(via a-dreamisawish-yourheartmakes)
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
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I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..
(Source: earth-song, via a-dreamisawish-yourheartmakes)
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
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